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"Ew! Gross! Did you just trying to hold my hand?"
(sorry...maybe I misread your signals when you called me to hangout on the lake)
"Adam....we broke up....get over it"
(I know....I just thought that when you called me you wanted to rekindle things)
"hahaha...wow...you did misread that signal. Do you recall why I broke up with you?"
(Honestly...I don't know why...we were good together)
"Stop being in denial, Adam, I'll give it to you that yes, you are cute but oh my are you a pushover, I need a real man, not a timid loser who gives into my demanding ways, I wanted a strong guy to put me in my place, and that man isn't you)
(Wow...that really hurts, but then why call me)
"cause you have a boat dumbass, my friends wanted to spend a day on the lake and who better than to call then some loser ex who would do anything for me no matter how shitty I am to him, if you had any self respect you would delete me from your phone, but you can't cause you are still hoping I take you out of the friendzone....but you'll never grow a spine....so do me a favor....no more talking got it bitch.....