And every day it's like you have a living, breathing, teasing Playboy model right here with you!
It can't have been that hard for you, right? I know you used to look at pictures of lingerie models every day... Didn't you always imagine what it would be like to have one right there with you? Having her stroking your cock for you?
And I became that living, breathing model for you! I even got this cute rabbit head tattoo to remind you that I'm going to be fulfilling that role in all your thoughts and desires, from now on.