You ungrateful bastard! You want to be let go? Today? Right now?
You don't realize why you're here, do you?
You think I've been doing this for my amusement? Well, it has been fun, I admit.
But don't you realize just how much I love you? That's right, I love you!
That's why I decided to wean you off of all that porn once and for all. And I decided to redirect your energies towards me! Yes, that *is* what this little exercise is all about, damn it!
No, it's not just to punish you. If I was just punishing you, I wouldn't spend so much time getting you all horny and worked up, sometimes four or five times every day! For hours at a time! And think of the bills for all that expensive perfume and lingerie!