It's going to be a long long cruise (continued)
I find it amusing that you're nothing but an insignificant face in the crowd, while your sexy wife and I are the center of attention wherever we go. Oh, someone's coming. Put it away, quickly. No time for loser-boy to jerk his little peepee now, you have to hurry into your dress uniform and go out on deck. Go stand outside for one hour thinking of how the neighbor you had the hots for broke up your marriage and totally ruined your life. Are you worried you might leak too badly and stain the front of those white pants? Maybe you could stuff some tissue in there-- after all, it isn't like your little penis is taking up much room. Then. after you've stood outside for an hour, come back and find your favorite picture of us to jerk off to.