It's going to be a long long cruise (continued)
Or, how about this one? I think we would look totally hot going as Catwoman and Poison Ivy. I'll bet all the guys will want to kiss her, too. Why do men want to do that, knowing how dangerous we can be? Do you think it might be the pheromones. Since you're not here now to get a whiff of Mattie's phermones, you're probably not the least bit horny for her, are you? Don't you wish you could be here to go as Batman? Well, since Batman is taller and more muscular than you are, maybe you would make a more convincing Robin? If you love the idea of getting to kiss beautiful Mattie, AKA Poison Ivy, one more time, even though it means a certain horribly painful death... well, that's just so pathetic you don't get to stroke it at all. Instead, just look at the picture and imagine yourself as a crimefighter trying to stop us from being bad girls. Sort of like you tried to stop us in real life, lol.