It's going to be a long long cruise
Couldn't resist, could you? Maybe you were hoping for some clue as to why your wife and family didn't come see you off on your six month deployment? Or why Mattie isn't answering your email?
Of course you were, since you are too much of an idiot to figure it out yourself.
Well, she hasn't completely forgotten you, she wanted me to tell you she's just been busy and will get around to writing you someday soon. Meanwhile, since I'm sure you're starved for mail, I'll entertain you a bit.
Just to get you nice and primed, take a moment to look at your wife's picture. This was when she was the sweet little woman you intended to keep barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen when you were the "man of the house." Cute and adorable. Isn't that what you called her? Slow down, what's your hurry? Look at your beautiful wife and take your little penis out and stroke it a few times, remembering what it was like having sex with her. About 20 strokes should to it. Don't you dare cum yet. If you cum after before 20 strokes, your punishment is to turn off your computer and stay away for a week.