You never played football, did you? ::laughing:: No, I don't mean in 6th grade, you moron. Oh? You weren't even good enough to play in high school? Well, partying with those jocks last night, and remembering what you look like without your shirt on, I can believe it.
Awwww, don't cry baby. If the other sailors see you, they might think you're a wimp. Or do they think that already?
If it makes you feel any better, you can stroke your little peepee while you think about our beautiful Mattie stroking a much bigger one.