It's going to be a long long cruise

It's going to be a long long cruise by storydejour

Oh look, there's your ship passing by. The boys don't seem to care. They prefer playing in the sand with "Aunt" Bianca. If you like to fantasize about playing in the sand with Aunt Bianca, stroke your little peepee 30 times v e r y s l o w l y.

To make sure you're going slowly enough, recite what you can remember from your wedding vows between each stroke.