"Nice one, Brittie," Barbara announces appreciatively:
"I'll start teasing him more, as that will really add to his frustration..."
She puts on a flowery dress that you have told her you found particularly sexy.
"Look, you've got his boyish buns bouncing already!" she exclaims. (Although a highly effective bottom smacker herself, your wife has always also been quite an admirer of other women's expertise at administering 'woodshed discipline' sessions.)