Away with the Faeries
You take a moment to regain your composure, trying to figure out what is happening here. After a few minutes you try to put yourself away again, only to find you are alternately slapping yourself in the face and spanking yourself everytime you try. Eventually, you give up, and leave your cock hanging out. [Slap yourself in the face and spank yourself at least once more].
Looking further downriver, you see that it has broadened to the point at which it is no longer possible to walk beside, so you glance around and see what might pass for a path leading off into the distance.
You can hear nothing but the birds and the wind in the trees, and see this path as the only way forward, so on you go, hoping for the best.
You walk along the barely visable path for some time, you can still hear the river, so it must be nearby, but you still have no idea where you actually are.
Suddenly, you hear a rustling in the leaves behind you, you turn and see.... Nothing.
However, as you turn back around, you see another girl standing in front of you. You find yourself suddenly paralysed, you try to speak, but find you are mute. She smiles seeing the fear in your eyes at your new predicament and says 'rawr!' in a way that doesn't exactly inspire fear, but gives the distinct impression shes taking the piss out of you.