Aria says...

Aria says... by pindanot

Okay, we're going to play a game called "Aria says." It's just like Simon says but instead of Simon I'll be giving orders. You have to do exactly as I say.
If I say jump, you jump; if I say roll over, you roll over; if I say bark, you bark, okay?

But as you may have figured out, it will mostly involve clothes pins!

Take a pause if you should go limp. There's so no punishment on going limp, just do what you have to do to make our little friend hard again and then pick up where you left off. You see, I'm not a mean girl, I like playing with you!

Wait five seconds between each command.

Here we go!

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