My Professor (illustrated letter)
I raised my eyebrows haughtily and started to act like I was going to protest, but he cut me off with a wave of his hand and went on.
"You ... you young girls all pretend that you don't know what you're doing, but you can't fool me. You know damn well ... yes, damn well, young lady, how you distract and ... and entice the men around you, and how you just wrap them around your little finger. Look at you ... look at that ... that 'outfit' you're wearing, although I'm loath to dignify it with that term. It's more like ... like ... well, I don't know what to call it. But you come here in that ... that thing and expect me not to notice ... not to be affected. Well, I'm on to you and your games, little lady. Yes I am, and you can't entice ME with your mock innocence and your ... your lewd costumes ..."