Beta Testers
What the fuck?
"Hi Tim! I'm Holly and I'm sure you're mighty confused."
"I --- I ---"
"Shhh, don't speak just think silly."
Oh uh okay, I yeah, what?
"Tim I'm going to be your handler as you get used to the new world. There's so much to learn, see, and do, and to be honest.... your brain can't even comprehend all that is here yet so you need a guide."
okay... um....
(at that moment I couldn't help but think it)
why are you a hot animated girl?
"Oh Tim, don't be embarrassed, it's good to ask questions. This is all so new for you hehe! Well first of all I'm like this because your brain is still acclimating. In this world I can be anything. You can make anything. But we've learned that dropping men into a perfectly realized photo realistic world can be a bit .... jarring. So we've learned to warm testers up to that first. Honestly, some prefer the animated world even more!"
Oh I guess that makes sense...
"Totally, and as for my looks... well you made me Timmy! I scanned your consciousness and this was the most appealing form.
Uh well I didn't really make you, it seems like you kind of made yourself...