Beta Testers
Interlude:
"Welcome to to your Beta Manager On-boarding Class. Today we're going to discuss step one in managing our betas.
As you all know the technology we've developed here at InBeta is highly sophisticated. We're still in trialing period but if we master the technology this isn't just about beating out other tech companies, this is about putting men across the world in their rightful place.
All men can be reduced to lap dogs, to obedient puppies, to slaves. Men can be trained back to their natural order, which is thinking exclusively through their libido instead of their brains. Our aim to bring men back to the natural order so that we women can once again rule. Let me remind you of the two macro classifications of men.
First the himbo. As we know all men desire sex and for the himbo he has had his fair share. This is a man that is often mistaken for alpha. You probably even desire them, but they too can and should be reduced to a sex toy for your desires.
Then the true beta. This is man that you've probably met. Looking around the class today I'm sure a few of you have even "friendzoned" this type of man before. They are desperate for validation.
Both macro types can be controlled with the right set of prompts. And fortunately for us, this process is more or less universal for men.
Step one is the feeding."