"It's just a job, it's just a job" you continue to repeat to yourself. You swing open the door with confidence and freeze as soon as you walk in.
Your eyes immediately start staring up and down, "Wow even the secretaries are fucking hot!" You notice that see is looking straight up at you, and it is obvious you are not exactly looking back into her eyes.
You stutter trying to tell her that you are here for your first day at work.
Well hello there Mr... Well I'll just call you New Guy for now. I notice that you have difficulties with keeping your eyes off a woman's body; I’m sure you're going to do just fine here. My name is Vicky, but you can call me V for short. We did have you inked in to start today, but there are some training videos you need to watch first.
Why don't you relax sit down and make yourself comfortable; I will get the videos ready.