What the fuck? you call THAT standing at attention?
We out rank you, so where is your salute?
Not with your hand you moron. Get that little worm between your legs up and at parade attention before we have you up on charges..
No, we won't help! Pick up that lube, make a fist, and fuck your hand. We know you know how, we have the surveillance videos. (pitiful as they are) hahaha.
C'mon soldier! Work it hard! Harder! Jerk it like a real American soldier. Don't embarrass the service!
C'mon work it hard and fast and furious, just like when you were lying in the barracks with your Victoria's Secret catalogue trying not to wake your bunkmates. Quick little strokies to make your dickie get all tingly and warm. No you can't have lube, it's supposed to hurt.
You know how to make it good. Use hard pressure and steadily increase the pace.
Push yourself. Take yourself as far as you can go, then go further.