Now I have some rules for you while I'm gone of course, however I think you'll rather like them:
Rule 1: Do whatever you want.
That's right, whatever you want. If you want to jack off furiously to the thought of me, that's fine. If you want to look at porn all day, or try one of those weird 'webtease' things, and use a new toy on yourself that's fine too. You can even get with a real girl if you want or even girls! (If you could even pull that off!)
I just want you to have fun...