As your dick is pretty much useless and taken care of, I don't think there's anything else for me to do here.
I mean look at you. You are completely shitfaced. How do you expect to entertain me like this?
If you are still desperate for attention, you may go on some online cam site and find strangers to use you. There's always some creepy old hairy dudes out there who love to abuse some drunk chaste loser like you.
Have fun enjoying the rest of your evening. And especially tomorrows hangover, haha
Oh you wonder why you had to get bananas? I just felt like it. Maybe you can think of some naughty things to do with them to entertain your audience?
After all, nobody expects the banana...
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