Pet, I think you're not needed here. I just wanted you to see this.
Here's what you're gonna do. Take that vibe, go outside, and put it on your chastity belt. You're gonna get to the edge five times while you listen at the door.
"Oh, wow, you trust it with a vibrator?"
Oh, implicitly. See, it doesn't really *want* to come. It wants to *want*. That's kind of the difference. Plus it knows I'd be mad at it.