OK, not gonna have a contract for this one or anything... I'm just gonna hold the keys and if you don't get your tasks done then you're not gonna get out. First task is to take care of that little thing. Keep it safe and happy in its cage, make sure you aren't chafing so hard we have to use the emergency keys. Do your own research, keep it clean and smelling nice so when I want to look at it and play with it I can.