You know the best part about this?
I barely have to do anything to keep gettin you fucked up even more. You are trapped and just keep spiraling down faster and faster.
How long does it take you before you need to piss again?
Do you realise yet that the intervals get shorter and shorter?
That you have to chug your beers faster and faster?
And I just need to sit here and wait.
I can just watch you getting wasted more and more, just by following my rules.
And if i make you drink something else in between, it just speeds the whole thing up even more. Like drinking water.
Drink a glass of water. Now! Chug it and fill it up again.
10 Jumping Jacks, then instantly chug the next glass of water.
See, no effort on my side.
But it will fuck you up, trust me.
Just to make sure, though. Drink another glass. It's important to keep hydrated after all.
Continue right afterwards, without peeing.