Drinking, Drinking and Drinking...
Back from your drunken walk of shame?
Did you start to stumble on your way back?
Or did you manage to walk in a straight line, keeping up the fassade of a normal sober citizen?
You might think that you passed as sober, but trust me. After all that drinking you've been doing, it was very obvious for anyone walking by.
So after a full bottle of wine in addition to all that other drinking, I guess you are ready to piss again, right?
Sadly, i think the toilet broke while you were away. So I guess you'll have to find another place to relieve yourself.
How about the empty beer bottles, I think that's a fitting place. Just return it all where it came from :)
4: From now on, you may not use the bathroom anymore.
Continue when you pissed another time. Don't forget about your rules, though. Chug that beer. Or can you still call it a chug? How many hits to your balls does it take you to finish a bottle by now? Hehe...