Hey baby. You're going to need a few things before we start.
A stopwatch or timer (http://www.online-stopwatch.com/)
6 clothespins
Duct tape
A cucumber
A condom
Lube
A dildo
You've got them? Of course you do. I had a feeling you were a little slut. I wonder if you ever walk down the produce isle and see a cucumber or a banana without thinking of pushing it into your pussy.
I doubt it.
Well, you might get a chance tonight. Of course, you might not like it when you do.