Punch yourself in the balls C times.
You get how this works now?
Good. Then let's get started by having some coffee.
I expect you to have it ready to drink already, like i told you to.
If you need to brew it first, do it naked and increase your counter by 1.
I want a full ~300ml mug/glass. Whenever I tell you to drink something, i want you to drink this much, not more, not less, understood?
Say "Yes, Mistress" out loud, before chugging the coffee, standing with leags spread apart in front of me.