Are you hard? If not, you have 2 minutes to properly stand at attention.
No touching, this view should be more than enough.
There are some tests and challenges during this tease. Depending on how you perform, they may impact how (un-)pleasant this experience will be for you.
You'll have to keep track of your Counter C by drawing lines with the permanent marker somewhere on your body.
For example, if you didn't get hard in 2 minutes, increase the counter by 1 right now.