Remember the big trash bags you were told to bring?
Take the first one and cut three holes in the bottom of it.
One in each corner and one straight down in the middle.
The middle one should be big enough for your head to fit through and the two others should be just big enough for your arms to fit through.
And with that, I guess you already now where this bag will end up, slave.
Take it and pull it over your head, fit your head through the hole until you are wearing it like a plastic t-shirt.
See, you can look just like me. Just a bit more ... trashy.