The Librarian
Uh oh. My sweater is slipping. I don't know if I can keep it on anymore. It looks like your dick sure would like to see it come off. I'd only be in my underwear. Wouldn't that be a treat for you. If you're a good boy maybe I'll reward you after this, but you've got to make sure you do everything I say.
Okay?
Alright. Are you still on all fours? Good boy. Take one of your condoms and fill it with Icy Hot. Make sure there is a good amount in there. I think that when you put your itty bitty dicky in there, the Icy Hot should go at least half way up your cock. If any squishes out the top you've been a very good boy and should wipe it on your balls.
Next, thread another shoe lace through your clamps. Make sure that the lace is in there good enough that when you tug on it, the clamps are pulled. Don't want to have you have to thread that lace through there again.
Finally, take another ice cube and stick it up your ass. How are you doing down there? Is it getting hard to keep that dirty water in? Too bad. Keep it in. I don't want any dribbles of shit water all over my carpet!