Liz will break your balls

Liz will break your balls by Haldirkd

Now I want you to crawl around on your hands and knees and get me a few things;

a 1 litre bottle
a wooden spoon
icy hot or similar
a dildo
a ruler
some more string
a nutcracker (yes a real nutcracker)

And don't even think about untying your balls from that chair or using your hands to relieve them, I want you to hurt from the very start!