Yeah, now everything makes perfect sense. With a tool like that between your legs, I’m sure you don’t get much action. Isn’t that right little man? So, let’s make this more interesting. Open up
http://www.metronomeonline.com/
in a separate window as well as:
http://tools.arantius.com/stopwatch
for your stopwatch to keep track of time.
Now that the Metronome is open and you have a way to keep track of time, get some of your favorite lube and make sure that you slick up that little dick and make it nice and wet. And of course, get it hard if it's not already hard.