Do you think this is a game? We're not convinced. Either step it up, or things are about to get real nasty for your girlfriend.
Now give your dick ten hard slaps. We want that dick of yours to be stinging, or else your girlfriend is going to get anally probed.
Good. Now attach those nipple claps, or clothes pins to each nipple. Twist them real good.
Now, ten more hard slaps to your cock...