The Interview
Diver1:- "Mmmmm Fucking men in the ass, I love it, although I have only done it once, and I'd love to do it more"
Interviewer:- "Your webteases speak of vast experience, but I'm surprised you have only done it once, when was this?"
Diver1:- "I'd left Uni and had my first job in the city, I rented a flat but needed a flat mate, like urgently to share the rent, I was desperate but didnt want a male as they just end up raiding your panty draw, sniffing your knickers and spunking all over panty and tights gussets eeeewww?
Interviewer:- "So how did you overcome this a female falt mate"
Diver1:- "No, a gay guy who had just spit up from his partner and didnt want to share a flat with another man, so he picked me, which was fine, as gay men are mosty harmless?"
Interviewer:- "Mostly harmless, what do you mean"
Diver1:- "I mean they ae still male and perverted just wired differently and wouldn't be gagging to rip my tights and knickers off?"