Diver1:- "Thats it...it soooo funny when men do that, great big lump of meat jerking by itself....giggle, so anyway, deal is we will be both nude for the rest of the interview, keep your mic on and hands by your sides, I don't want you having a cheeky tug ....giggle"
Interviewer:- "Ok Diver1, come on your having your fun so tell me about the Nudist camp fascination?"