Diver1:- " Wow and there he is giggle, and your completley shaved, cock and balls is that to impress me to make it look bigger?"
Interviewer:- "No, I've always shaved off my pubes, I like it that way"
Diver1:- "Ok, its cool, I hate pubes anyway, thats why I'm completely hair free too, let me see it flick up, you know that thing you men do when you have a boner you use a muscle to make it twitch straight up?"
Interviewer:- "Oh like this you mean......."