Diver1:- "Well Mr Interviewer the penny dropped when i was at College, that pervy College Dean caled me into his office one day, saying my grades were low and I needed to work harder, blah, Blah, Blah....."
Interviewer:- "I see so what was the compromise, did he offer you extra tuition?"
Diver1:- "No way, the peverted old bastard said if I stood over his face while he lay on the floor he would see to improving my grades slightly"
Interviewer:- "What?? so what did you do?"