Oh my God! You just came inside of me!
I told you not to. Why did you do it anyway?
---------------
What? My roommate PAID you to do it?
But why?
---------------
My roommate is a fan of the team that is a rival of the team that would have drafted me?
And my getting pregnant would ruin the chances of the team that she hates to have me on the team?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my.....