WOW! That's a pretty good size.
But it's not quite hard enough. Stroke it to get it harder.
Look at me for inspiration.
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Oh God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
You must think I'm this huge slut.
I'm really not, by the way. It's just for the pledging.
I even have a pledge nickname.
I mean, how "Animal House" is THAT?
Wanna know what my nickname is?