Oooh, yeah, look at you struggle.
Awww, but my mistresses will be wondering where you are, so it's time for you to go. Mmm, I hope we see each other again sometime.
Walk up the rocky path till you get to the first house, there will be your first mistress and test.
Here's a parting gift, hehe.
[slap your balls twice, hard]
Oh, and you won't be needing those pants. Give 'em here. Now off you go!