Holy crap that was amazing *pants*....
Wait, pet, you're still here??
I completely forgot about you. I was....distracted.
You can take a break from stroking....but keep smiling, always keep smiling for us.
Also GREAT NEWS!
I'm awarding you +10 points for sticking with me! Isn't that wonderful.
"Points?" you ask?
Don't worry about it. Just keep track as best you can - no need to write it down.
Just try to remember your total best you can - its ok to forget...promise.