"Ooh you're not quite there yet. I want you to end by giving me 100 FAST worship strokes."
[10 seconds rest]
"Congratulations. I don't know how you managed to complete that stroking trial. Like I said, I'm not a liar and I'll keep to my word...if you do one more thing for me. If you really want to see my tits, then I want you to grab a pen or marker and write 'Trish's Bitch' in big letters across your stomach. If you do that, then you will be rewarded."