"I think we need to add some sound effects to this to make it more realistic. So when I say, you're gonna go hump a third thing, as fast as you can, while giving me your best impression of one of the divas having an orgasm. Do it now!"
"Come on! Scream it out loud bitch! I'd be making more noise than that if one of the divas was banging me from behind with a strap-on! Come on! Oh, Yes, Arh, yessss, yesssss! Tell the world that you're a dirty kinky little slut!"
[After one minute, 30 seconds rest]