Emily:- "You need to clean yourself up Phil, your in a bit of a sticky spunky mess"
Phil:- "Err yes, have you a towel or a tissue"
Emily:- "No sorry Phil, you can scoop it all up and eat it up, thats what I'm reading about in this book, Cum eating boys, it says most boys will masturbate on thier own over 3 times a day invariably eat their own spunk... giggle"