Now, I dunno if you know this, but I haven't had a girlfriend this entire 5 years I've been here. And I'm starting to really miss it. But don't worry, mate, I got plans.
You see, you're a pretty feminine-lookin' guy. I bet you could be me girlfriend no problem. Just put a bra and some panties on you and you'll look just like a girl. I could fuck you in the ass and it'd be just like fuckin' a girl.
How about it then mate? Wanna be my girlfriend?