Take off your pants and shoes. Take the laces and wrap them around the base of your balls, one at a time, so that your shoes are hanging from your balls like weights. Don't forget to tie a pretty bow at the top of your cage. Spread your legs wide, so they dangle free.
How much do you want to just take me? Tell you what. You're stay locked up at the same distance away that you are, but go ahead and go through the motions. Thrust your little cage out and back, out and back, like you were taking me from behind. Watch those shoes rock back and forth, back and forth between your legs.
Now pick up both the shoes and drop them.