Alright, slave. Homework assignment. I want you to find twelve household items that you can use to punish yourself. Go to a store if you have to, but you have to get twelve, and you have to use them all, and they have to be real punishments or else they won't count. Take pictures. Send them to me. Post them online if you want to humiliate yourself even more. I'll give you my phone number, and if I'm satisfied with your work, I'll send you your next assignment. Remember that pleasing me is the fastest way to get yourself unlocked - and that it's going to be a very, very long time before you come if you're not good at your job.