Adria:- "We have had numerous complaints over the years from male customers who weren't happy with our male tights and pantyhose range"
Boss:- "I know, I wear them and to be honest we all know they are not ideal?"
Adria:- "So as you can see I have been busy simulating the problem with variou phalus appendages to identify the issues of men wearing Nylon garments that are really designed for women!"