Your life doesn't suck enough.
For the next 10 minutes (5 if you're on team Human), keep edging, going soft, edging, rinse and repeat.
Afterwards, you MAY restart this tease from the beginning.
If you restart it, you lose half your points unless you're on team Human.
If you restart, you MAY chose a new team, but, if you do, double the minutes given to you by every task (where you gamble points) from now on (this stacks if you restart more than once).
Otherwise, go to the next page.