And yes you dum little slut - I know you were only doing it so you could take me on holiday to the Bahamas and marry me.. But well, not only could he have sent your sissy ass to jail - but I'm not sure I wanted to commit to a tiny dicked loser like you anyway...
Oh hun! I'm sorry, but I think its worked out for the best now - Yes I know Master makes you do all the icky cleaning work and you have to live in the basement - but surely you're happy for me being his personal servant... After all, it was you who got us into this mess and your dicky being locked up is a reasonable price to pay I think.