Are You Still Alone?

Are You Still Alone? by Dontask

What do you think of my legs? Do you like my red heels? You are not worthy to lick them with your dog tongue!

Now take another piece of rope about 1 foot long or so, and tie it between your balls and your ankles.

Can you stand up for me? If you can, then you used too much rope! Tie it shorter this time!

Dogs like you do not walk, they crawl.

After you secure youself continue.