But then the future groom gives me a very interesting offer: he wants to have sex with me and is willing to pay me an unbelievable amount of money for it.
And he will even GO DOWN on me beforehand!
I can't believe it.
If I take the offer, I will be losing my virginity to a total stranger.
But I will be able to pay for my wedding.
Not to mention he IS really cute, in a rough-around-the-edges tattooed white-boy sort of way.
I ponder the offer...