you son of a bitch. you really have to understand.
If you are already wearing a bottle fill it to one liter and follow the tasks (yes all the tasks below).
Stand up. Grab a one liter bottle. Fill it completely. grab three shoelaces or rope. Do one round around one balls and take another shoelace and do the same with the other ball. Now attach the two laces behind your neck. your balls should be pulled up.
Now attach the last peace of rope to the bottle and bite the other end. The lengts should be so the bottle is right in front of your balls. Pull the bottle over your head and let it go so it destroys those little nuts.
It hurts!! go grab some tooth paste and put the whole tube on your balls. When done I have a task for you. You will be allowed to remove the toothpaste when you have done it.
Grab the bottle over your head and let it hurt those nuts. You have to do it 20 times. better do it fast before the toothpaste becomes burning eh!
Now remove the toothpaste and the ropes. (but not the first bottle for those who still have it between their legs. By the way jump ten times to remind you it is there)